What movies have not aged well?

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Diamonds Are Forever

What methods do private investigators use to investigate someone in real life?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Live and Let Die

Do you think Japan will have same-sex marriage by 2030?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-”Ah so!”

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

What timeless pieces do you believe every wardrobe should possess?

-J W Pepper

From Russia With Love

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Have you ever had a secret crush on anyone?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-All the bad guys are black.

-”She is very sexyful!”

Can you share 100 facts about yourself?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Octopussy

How did Kate Mulgrew feel about Jeri Ryan joining the cast of Star Trek: Voyager?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Why do women change that much more with age?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Moonraker

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

If Trump were to lose in 2024, would that be the end of his grip on the Republican Party?

Dr No

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

A View to a Kill

In bed, not in music, which is better, a drummer or a bass player?

You Only Live Twice

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

What are your thoughts on the dating app "scam"?

Goldfinger

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Do you wear tights for warmth or to make your legs look better?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?